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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

How To Buy

Step 1: Set Up Your Wallet

To buy a custom ERC-20 token on Uniswap, you'll need a cryptocurrency wallet that supports Ethereum and has funds to make the purchase. You can use popular wallets like MetaMask, Trust Wallet, or Coinbase Wallet.

Step 2: Access Uniswap

Go to the Uniswap website and Connect your wallet by clicking the "Connect to a Wallet" button. Select your preferred wallet and follow the prompts to connect it to Uniswap.

Step 3: Search For The Token

In the "From" field, select the token you want to swap for the custom ERC-20 token. Make sure you have enough of that token in your wallet. In the "To" field, paste the address of the custom ERC-20 token you want to buy.

Step 4: Set The Amount

Enter the amount of the custom ERC-20 token you want to buy in the "To" field.

Step 5: Confirm And Swap

Review the transaction details, including the estimated gas fees. Click the "Swap" button. Confirm the transaction in your wallet.